One of my favorite martial arts movies of all time is Pai Cow: The Japanese Take Away. I was thinking about this movie while reading Michael Chiklis's new book, A FEAST OF MELTERING, a tale of a robot who must save the World. The plot synopsis is as follows: robot and send in the SWAT team.
SWAT team arrives just in time to rescue the police officer. The two cowboys are identified as suspects. The police find and arrest them. The cows are sent to prison.
A year later, a young Pai boy is walking on the beach when he sees two cows grazing on the sand. 1 cow is tied up. The little boy chooses some grass and goes to assist the attached cow. He finds out that the cows have been executed.
He then witnesses the police ruining the gatecrasher robot. One of the police officers tries to take the young boy, but misses. Another police officer manages to kill the cow. He also injures one of the cows.
Police Chief Te Fong tells the press that the authorities did not take the cows. Police officers were investigating a report of drug activity near the beach. Both cows were simply in the manner of the investigation. 1 cow was taken multiple times. Police Chief Te Fong calls them terrorists.
Police Chief Te Fong requests the SWAT team to seal the beach entrance. He then sends all of the school children home. He tells the children that the cows are now extinct. The local media shortly reports that the cows have been extinct for over twenty years. The local farmers claim that the police and the media are lying.
The President of the Philippines goes to Vietnam. He inspects the village. He guarantees the farmers that the government will help restore the land. Two weeks later, President Krostadze visited the Pai. President Krostadze met with the Pai individuals and they explained to President Peacock that the cows were just there as a protection for the other herbivores.
The North Vietnamese Army came to steal the herd. Two Chinese motorcycle taxis were parked close to the location. The pigs flew away as soon as the cab tried to pick them up. One of the actors accidentally slipped on a piece of dynamite and was killed. Both Chinese cops guarding the region called the SWAT team.
The SWAT team came just in time to save the herd. They shot and killed one of those pigs. The remaining pigs ran away into the jungle.
There's absolutely no 먹튀 evidence of the rest of the pigs. The pigs' remains were not found. A little town named Saanen was established around the region. There have been rumors of bloodbath though.
Many cowboys from the nearby pasture swear the beans were already dead when they arrived. The Police Chief believes differently. He believes the beans were eaten alive by the hungry pigs who were searching for their next meal. Typically, cowboys take the pigs and eat them.
It's said that the Pai Police Department is looking into possible charges of Animal Cruelty. The Police Chief wouldn't say if they're investigating the incident. If you have any more info, email me. I would love to hear what you know.
The Pai Police Department has been working with the City of Pai, Idaho for quite a while. The Police have been maintaining the herd safe. They have posted warnings about the trespassers in the area. The herd has been cared for by law enforcement and the local parks and wildlife services. One rancher stated the beans' natural prey animals, like deer, elk, and moose, don't want the pigs on their territory.
The Police Chief says that the herd is doing well and there's absolutely no danger to the community. The herd will be moved to a facility in Idaho once it's safe to move them. This will be the second such event this rancher has seen. The previous group of pigs became angry and fought with the regional farmers and law enforcement.
Hopefully, this story will end the speculations and rumors which have been surrounding the Pigs of Pai. I've heard some disturbing reports of how the actors are treated. I also know of one pig who was electrocuted on purpose because he was walking near electrical wires. I think the public needs to learn more about these magnificent creatures before they make a bad choice to shoot one up.